This is not Kym writing.
I am her alter ego, pseudo-ninjar-pixie-kitty.
Last night I stole a unicorn from the forest and we played chess together all night whilst sipping on Jack Daniels and coke. His name is Fargo, he has splendid bone structure and a well kept mane.
He took my number and promised to call but I don’t think he will, he has dangerous dragons to fend off no doubt.
Today all I can think of is Fargo, I tried taking catnip to take my mind off him. It worked. For an hour.
Now I am on my come down and I’m laid in bed with a kitchen knife. I’m not going to kill myself I just had to sharpen my nails. This rogue cat next door keeps asking for a fight and I am going to give him one.
I think tonight I will dine on salmon on my own and watch Pulp Fiction with a bottle of wine.
Tomorrow I will go to the library to read up on Unicorn mythology.
I wish I took a picture of Fargo. I had to draw him from memory instead.
Goodbye.
Kym, you are a curious soul. This is a very creative piece, I do wonder what inspired it though? I like your drawings too. Do you have some kind of talent or something?
Oh, and who won?
Thankyou Ben, but I am not Kym, remember that.
It came about when I saw notes on Facebook so I thought I would write a story to see what notes were all about. Then I did this doodle and thought it would be much better recieved if I hijacked Kym’s blog and posted it here. Difficult to tell if I was correct as you are the only person to comment.
I do not have any sort of talent. As for who won, me of course.
Fargo sounds like a real catch.
A master in games of lust, he will talk moonshine and roses to you and promise you the world.
Yet, when you are not looking he will ruin your heart leaving you in tears whilst he wastes all of his money down at the races, moving from one equine beauty to the next.
lol I like the cut of your jib!
Kondor, you have exceeded my expectations in the sort of response I was hoping to get from this.
I salute you.
lol sorry I kind of got carried away. Good post though,caught my imagination :p